the two of us were always nervous. the vomiting, the diarrhea. >> only the mediocre at its best. >> we're going to move on from your lesbian love affair to another voice. >> do you remember this voice? >> joy. [ speaking italian ] >> benito mussolin rks? >> no, joy, it's your old friend, the fantastic and brilliant alan alda. >> i can't believe it! >> darling. >> so nice to have you here. >> you didn't get it. [ cheers and applause ] >> how great is this, alan alda. how did you guys meet? >> we met while we were shooting a woody allen movie in 1993, "manhattan murder mystery." >> something like that. >> and, you know, joy was really funny. she's very interested in psychotherapy and psychdrama. she would talk to me like she was my therapist. i would say, let's go out to lunch to say good-bye. >> you toasted joy and steve at the wedding. >> it was a sentimental evening. i said i just hope their marriage lasts as long as the engagement. >> which was a long time, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> they were engaged 29 years